When I was really young I used to play in cardboard boxes and pretend they were boats, and I was a pirate. Not only a pirate, but a super bad-ass one. I would take over anyone in my site, steal all the gold, and have sword battles. Later in life boats quickly turned into breakdance platforms for me to do the longest head-spins ever.
This shirt has cardboard pieces just like the Doomtree album, and it looks good on everybody.
Men's and Women's sizes available.